; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm always down for nudity.
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