I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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