6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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