so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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