matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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