she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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