I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i now understand why vodka
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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