his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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