I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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