we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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