y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I need to sanitize my soul.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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