Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
did you just send me my own nude
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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