Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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