I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
