The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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