I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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