Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You're like the curious george of whores
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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