Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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