I can't breathe out the right side of my face
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
