I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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