My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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