You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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