so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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