I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I need a burrito and a hug.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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