We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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