would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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