don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Vodka?
Forever.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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