Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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