Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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