Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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