I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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