is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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