I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
well you can't waste a boner
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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