The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Randomize
