i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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