You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
zippers are such a cool invention
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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