How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
