some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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