So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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