So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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