ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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