My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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