Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
