the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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