You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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