And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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