told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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