The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
