I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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