I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize