You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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