Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
my poor anus
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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