Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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