Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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