Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You made out with two different species that night
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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