everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Sext me about skeletons
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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