Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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