it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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