Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Randomize
